Here's Sarah Palin (under her maiden name, Sarah Heath) making America proud:
But you already knew she's pretty. But now, let's see how smart she is. First, we'll look at how smart your average Mid-Atlantic East Coast beauty pagent finalist is:
Joe Biden is from Deleware, which is next door to South Carolina. That means he can't be much smarter than Miss South Carolina.
Now, look how much smarter Sarah Palin is:
Don't believe me? Listen to them both at the same time, and you'll clearly see that Alaskans have far more foreign-policy savvy than Mid-Atlantic East Coast people. Play 'em over and over, and it's like getting the Vice-Presidential debate early!