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Default Re: Biblical Geological Time Line - 05-31-2016, 05:45 PM

And this brings me on to an article in “Science Daily” in which you can practice conversion.

The article is entitled “New evidence connects dung beetle evolution to dinosaurs” and I choose it as an example because (a) dung is mentioned several times in the Bible* and (b) it allows the True Christian to use it as evidence that there was no “evolution”:
Quote:
Researchers have found an evolutionary connection between dinosaurs and dung beetles. Scientists uncovered the first molecular evidence indicating that dung beetles evolved in association with dinosaurs. The findings place the origin of dung beetles in the Lower Cretaceous period, with the first major diversification occurring in the middle of the Cretaceous. This timeline places their origins approximately 30 million years earlier than previously thought.
There follows a picture of an ugly woman (probably a lesbian) with some dung beetles:


That shoots a hole through “evolution” – see how big those beetles are? Yeah – well, dinosaur dung must have been huge! About the size of a car. And so those beetles could not have moved any of it unless they were the size of a pony!

The next point is that the dung beetles would have to have been created the size of a pony! None of them could have hung around as small beetles waiting for “evolution” to make them big, could they?

And all the dinosaurs were killed in the flood - so why are there "dinosaur dung beetles"?

So the “scientists” want us to believe that suddenly there was an electric storm and some atoms came together and “bang” there was a dung beetle you could ride on…


*
2Ki:6:25, 2Ki:9:37, Ne:2:13, Ne:3:13, Ne:3:14, Ne:12:31, Psalms:83:10, Jer:8:2, Jer:9:22, Jer:16:4, Jer:25:33, Eze:4:12, Eze:4:15, Mal:2:3, Lu:13:8,




Ec:7:16: Be not righteous over much; neither make thyself over wise: why shouldest thou destroy thyself?

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