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It's too bad that the samaritans are all going to burn in hell, they seem like nice enough people.
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There are a lot of people like that. People I would like to like. But going against God's Word kind of screws the pooch on becoming friends, or taking them seriously as valid human beings for that matter. The good thing about Jesus' (temporary) sacrifice, though, is that if God preordained them to eventually seek His face and share our beliefs, they become new creatures in Him. New creatures who get to join you, me, and Lazarus while we all cleave to Abraham's bosom watching sinners thrash around in hell. And I know this sounds really bad, but we'll be in Heaven, so it's totally not gay, but wonder if Abraham lactates and, if so, how good must his milkshake be? Eternity's a long time, and I'm sure after a while, after all that time spent hanging onto his bosom, his pert little strawberry nipples are going to start looking too good
not to suckle.
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34 I tell you, in that night there shall be two men in one bed; the one shall be taken, and the other shall be left.
WTF?
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Probably on a business trip, and one of them was trying to get all queer on the other. It just goes to show that nobody is safe when homosexurals are own the prowl for chaste Christian colons.