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Any serious bids from True Christians™ will be considered.
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How does $5.000 sound? Lately my wife is neglecting her duties claiming "old age" as an excuse and it is getting a bit tiresome to beat her up all the time.
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Originally Posted by Levi Jones
She is a decent cook, but lazy about cleaning. It's my wife's fault for that. I'm sure if you have a strong steady hand for keeping her in line, she can be encouraged to get better.
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I'll beat the laziness out of her in at most one week. It will take her months before she can walk again, but in the meantime she can do her duties while crawling. So as you can see you can rest assured she will be raised the True Christian™ way.