[Liam the ex-drunk]

What another great thread from landover. I'll show it to my wife later. She doesn't usually browse online and when she does it's only when I'm there with her because she's, for want of a better description, dumb, when it comes to technology. For example last year when we bought our first automatic washing machine, she didn't know how it worked. Unlike the brilliant American machines which are top loaders, ours is a front loader. I came home from work to find her throwing jugs of water into it, at first I thought she flooded the utility room and was trying to dry it up. However, it turned out she was putting water inside and still rubbing our clothes against the washboard like she used to do over the basin. so for the umpteenth I explained again. I felt like using a little force to help it sink in, but I think she got it when I explained that God's electricity takes care of it therefore giving her more time harvest the potatoes and csbbages from the bottom field.