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Originally Posted by Bjorn Jensen
After that Kellogg's has pulled adds from every red blooded American Christian's favourite news site, Breitbart News, I have been told by Mayor Hold that he will soon officially announce that there will be a townwide boycott of all Kellogg's products in Freehold. That no Kellogg's products will be allowed within Freehold's city limits, not even for private use. What the penalty should be for bringing Kellogg's products into Freehold has not yet been decided. Maybe a year in jail or loss of cititzenship?
SHOUT GLORY! And boycott Kellogg's!
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Thank you for that testimony, Brother Bjorn.
It is indeed perplexing to have a source of factory-produced food, the kind we True Christians™ believe God meant for us to eat, being contaminated by atheists in corporate management. Organic foods have never been available in Freehold.
While we work on an ordinance preventing Kellogg products from entering Freehold, let's remember there are plenty of animal foods produced on factory farms, eggs and bacon for example. The semi truck loads of Kellogg cereals can pass Freehold on I-80 and off load at some lesser city.