I need some help reviewing
Pete Buttigieg's plan for rural America.
I'm not much of a farmer - I've grown some impressive mold at the back of the fridge whenever the kitchen maid gets deported, that's it.
That said, I'm still confident enough to say that Pete "Boot-Edge Edge" and his plan for rural America are not what the Bible calls for.
For a start, he seems to think we're a bunch of nerds, willing to read through such a long document with so many details.
Secondly, despite the Bible being filled with agricultural and rural content, in particular Christ's pithy parables, I'm not seeing them used. I'm not sure I even see parallels.
A few bits that stuck out, even to my non-farming eyes:
Support agriculture and significantly invest in R&D as a powerful solution to climate change, including through soil carbon sequestration
Putting climate-changing gasses into the ground? So every time we feel a fart coming on, we're supposed to sit on a chipmunk hole, line it up with out butthole, and send the fart back to hell?
Support satellite hubs for colleges
So now students have to blast off into orbit just to get an education?
Pete will launch an ambitious and holistic Internet for All initiative to ensure all communities have affordable access...
How are we supposed to get farmwork done if everybody is busy committing onanism to internet porn? Granted, it might exercise grip strength, helping with weeding, and I guess it might bring some income from exports of bestiality porn, but the cost of
monsters caused by bestiality-pregnancy will cancel that out.
Upgrade our most essential public safety network—our 911 system
We already have our own 911 system - it's called "
having a stockpile of 900 bullets and 11 guns". By the way, our
most essential public safety network is our prayer warriors, not anything material.