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Default Re: Bernie Madoff Gets 150 Years - 06-30-2009, 05:08 PM
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Originally Posted by Serenity-Millennium View Post
Of course not! I don't like judging people, forming opinions, or even thinking a lot. But I know I love Jesus, sunshine, and puppy dogs.
Well, aren't you sweet!

Have you ever considered taking a position as a Sunday Preschool teacher? We in North Salem find that children are much more likely to grow into healthy, Godly Christians like the folks at Landover if they are taught happy things about God and Jesus in their formative years. They decide that Jesus is their friend, not for THEM to fear. Jesus' wrath is for non-Christians to fear!

Once they hit their teens, we in North Salem teach the boys all about righteous wars and genocides and judgment. Sodom and Gomorrah, the Midianites, all those great stories. They love that!

The teenage girls spend their Sunday school time memorizing Scriptures about the proper role of women (subject to their husbands, as their husbands are subject to Jesus; silent in the church; etc.) and practicing their baking skills. Some even win baking contests at the county fair!

Yes, I think we could find a position for you, Insipidity-adNauseam!

Bible boring? Nonsense!
Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!
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