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Ofc. Don W. Richards
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Re: Job opportunity: Strip-searchers needed -
04-03-2012, 12:54 AM
This sounds like the kind of job I bring a lot of experience to.
I was conducting strip searches long before September 11 made them widely popular.
I revolutionized body cavity searches from merely using a flashlight.
I have the suspect remove all of his or her clothing, and then I hit them in the stomach with my flashlight. This is far more effective in dislodging any drugs or weapons they may be smuggling in their anuses than merely asking them to squat and cough.
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