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Default Re: Do you know the MuffinMan? Do you know why he looks at buns so intently? - 01-27-2019, 07:13 PM

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I can also assure you that I will cite the Bible often and thoughtfully when spreading Jesus' love by posting in other threads on this forum.
I understand now that God has given you rather limited intellectual abilities, so here's a hint: look right under the banner on the top of this page. There are some words there, white font on dark background - see them? Each of these words is something called a "link." It's too complicated for you to understand, but just trust me when I say to you, that when you click (or tap depending on whether you're on a computer/tablet/phone) on these words, each word will take you to a new webpage! Isn't that marvelous?

Now, please try to stay focused, and find the words "New Posts" in that line. Got it? I hope so! Now, before you click on it and lose sight of my helpful instructions, try to remember this: the webpage you will see there will show posts on the forum that you have not read yet, and which wait for your replies with the same longing desperation as I do.

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No. I'm still in Iowa.

Every church I have come across here in Iowa that claims to be "Bible-obeying" either 1) Uses a Bible other than the King James Version or 2) Uses the King James Version but does not actually obey it in practice.
Here's the solution: wander off from the city in any direction. While Iowa City does contain a little liberal bubble due to the regretful influence of the University of Iowa, let me reassure you that rural areas are filled with KJV Bible obeying, Trump voting, anti-vaccine, global warming hoax denying, Young (and flat) Earth believing, white male superiority affirming, Godly White Christians.


Oh, and you can click now.
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