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Default Re: The TRUTH About "Safe Sex" - 07-12-2012, 09:08 PM

Bob - you miss a very important point. Whether condoms work or not is irrelevant. They are an abomination and their use will send you straight to hell.

The only possible safe and Christian use of condoms that I can think of is smuggling holy artifacts into heathen countries (you know the ones I mean). This can be achieved by stashing them safe in your stomach to avoid customs. Even a cavity search will give poor results, just lay back and think of Jesus.
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