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Jesus Re: Pray that Hurricane Irma doesn't hit Mar-o-lago and completely destroy it - 09-09-2017, 03:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole View Post
Mr. Mayor, despite our prayers (well some of us anyway) it appears Mr. Trump has taken a substantial loss on on of his properties. I hope you can remind citizens of Freehold of their responsibilities when a prayer request is in force.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...da-properties/

It's time for the federal government to step up and replace holiday homes of millionaires who are the President. Where will he sleep tonight?! Another $7.5B ought to cover the transition costs while he and his family fly around the world scouring for a new holiday home - it could take months.
Dear Colleague in Christ,

I think that there may be one or two reasons for this mishap on the part of Jesus.

i) Conflicting Prayers by True Christians™
While we know that sinner-prayers are futile and totally useless...
John 9:31
Now we know that God heareth not
sinners: but if any man be a worshipper of God, and doeth his will, him he heareth.


...we can also be certain that Jesus fulfills all True Christian™ requests. Obviously, these request cannot have conflicting interests when it comes to God's Master Plan but they may collide in details. Two pious men can give Jesus slightly different orders as follows:
  1. Please, Baby Jesus, smite all the sinners with Thy Hurricane as Thou hast promised to Thy People.
  2. Dear Jesus Christ, do not let any harm to fall upon our Godly President Donald.
The result can be that if there are any sinner servants in Trums's household (to be taught the Way of Jesus because of the Merciful (Jonah 4:2) manner of our POTUS), the mansion is attacked while preserving the physical integrity of the Donald who is at the crucial moment engaged elsewhere. This leads us to the second option, that of...

ii) Collateral damage
It is unavoidable and as hinted in a previous post by my Colleague in Christ, the Book of Job is a nice precedent of the President's situation.

To show Satan how True Christians™ cannot be persuaded to abandon God, Jesus allowed lots of damage on Job's property!

Job 1:18-19
While he was yet speaking, there came also another, and said, Thy sons and thy daughters were eating and drinking wine in their eldest brother's house: And, behold, there came a great wind from the wilderness, and smote the four corners of the house, and it fell upon the young men, and they are dead; and I only am escaped alone to tell thee.

Job lost lots of valuables including his spouse, children and even his livelyhood. This was to show Satan that the best of us will never join him. But Job got ample recompensation. A new family and a much better one! Even more riches and opulence. We can be sure that the Donald will have a better mansion if the present one is damaged.



In fact, it has started. The Donald used to have a relatively nice wife.



Now He has a gorgeous one!



Similar to Job, President Trump has suffered incredibly in the hands of unbelievers. Still, collateral damage on offspring or even real estate is peanuts, they can easily be recycled.

Job 42:12
So the LORD blessed the latter end of Job more than his beginning: for he had fourteen thousand sheep, and six thousand camels, and a thousand yoke of oxen, and a thousand she asses.


The Lord will bless Donald Trump. If He loses one ass, He will have a thousand asses from Jesus to replace the lost ones.


Yours in Christ,

Elmer


2 Kings 18:25 - Am I now come up without the LORD against this place to destroy it? The LORD said to me, Go up against this land, and destroy it.



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