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Default Re: Masturbation is Causing the Corona Virus - 08-23-2020, 04:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Booty Shorty Uccello View Post
This is what happens when we fall asleep at the wheel fellow brothers and sisters. Obama should never have got into the oval and I for one cannot believe the scoundrel managed to find a way in. Probably used his minority tactics to tunnel in or slip through the A/C. Long live the MAGA reign in the oval!
Excuse me, to which "oval" are you referring? Are you reminiscing about the old-timey drink named "ovaltine"? Or perhaps you are making an oblique reference to a masturbatory practice? In that case, I thank you for your discretion.

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