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Originally Posted by Mrs. Naomi Portway
Aaron got home from Florida and told me to tell everybody that I'm sorry that i caused all that trouble by leaving the house with those kids. When officer Don brought me home, I called Aaron oh his celphone and told him what i did. He tod me I was on restriction and not to use the computer, or the phone, or to take a bath, and to only eat canned radishes until he got home.
My other punishment is that i can't wear shoes for a whole month, since that might keep me on the property. This morning, i stepped on some rusty wire out by the hog pen. I barely felt it on account of the snow. It really hurt now though, but it serves me right fir being so uppity.
YIC
Mrs. Aaron Portway
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I swear your husband is a limp-wrist. He let's you get away with murder. It must be those big black eyes you have.
How's that project going, were you were copying down the Holy Bible word-for-word? What book are you up to, girl?
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)