Brethren,
We have now been told that the
Airbus A380 would be a tolerable choice for the good Pastor Ezekiel. As far as I've been able to decipher this conversation, the general consensus seems to be to fit it with the
viewing deck of the Avro Business Jet Explorer.
The image is here only to give our interior designers (Brother Farmer seems to know what he's doing) some ideas on the available space.
This is quite adequate if we consider regular airports such as
Moscow,
Riyadh,
Paris,
Rio de Janeiro etc. There are lots of Orthodox, Saracen, heathen and Cathlick souls to be won over there and these cities can provide an audience of
tens of thousands by the airfields. This is all good.
But...
Matthew 28:19
Go ye therefore, and teach all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father, and of the Son, and of the Holy Ghost:
...Pastor Zeke should be able to reach also the
remotest tribes on earth. Are there glide paths long and smooth enough to accommodate this magnificent but sizable tool of pastor Zeke to spread the Gospel? He must also be able to land on
Bali (Hindoos),
Aruba (Dutch),
Dubai (sponsorship) and the
Amboseli hunting park (recreation).
For this, a smaller plane is necessary and I return to my original suggestion, the
Avro Business Jet Explorer. It can land almost anywhere.
One plane is not enough. A decent Church needs a
fleet. These two would be a nice start.
There are
153,000 thousand human deaths on Earth every day. I surmise that only a couple of these are True Christians™ that get into Heaven. Since I started typing this post, more than 200 souls have been cast into Hell (please look at the calculator in the link, it is Joo manufacture and thus
reliable when it comes to ciphering). Quite a few of these could have been saved had there been
proper transportation for our Pastor.
Matthew 28:20
Teaching them to observe all things whatsoever I have commanded you: and, lo, I am with you alway, even unto the end of the world. Amen.
It will disturb my heart and soul if the subject of money arises again as we're talking about much more important issues here.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer