Once again, Brother Elmer you get straight to the bottom of the problem.
I think about being gay all the time and I can stand in front of Christ come Judgement Day that I've NEVER let any one tinker with my methyl group!
This neatly explains my own post doc second thesis about homersexuality and the Homeless.
My investigation showed a predictor of a significant variance about whether a bum would proffer penile posterior penetration or penile use of the face and mouth holes in return for methylated spirits!
I'm no chemist so I don't know a great deal about non neucleotide changes but I found that there was a dose effect for quantity of methylated spirits injested and and frequency that a given subject would profer his buttocular cleft for use as an entry point for the penile member of any passing pervert.
I can only conclude that the amount of methyl groups activate the Maternal Effect in the subject:
causing them to spontaneously feminize!!
This would explain why the gaywise are often alcoholics and give a strong reason to expect that lesbiopaths are immune to the effects of alcohol and use this skill get normal women drunk enough that they can abuse the aperture of their lower Venusian furrow with their muscular wrists.
I have just done a search for link between methyls injested and activation of the Maternal Effect activation but found exactly zero hits (I even tried Conservapedia but came up with a 404 error).
This, if proof be need be tells me there is something to this but Big Sodomy and their paymasters the Lesbionicals are supressing research into this area. Now I don't know for fact that Lesbiopaths are female methyl groups on this nations clean limbed young youths but I know without a shadow of a doubt that it is probably true, I expect
And before any Libtard says this is proof gaywism is biology and not choice: It's not biology, it's science!
YIC