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Default Re: Noah's Ark was NOT Round - 07-29-2022, 01:10 AM

Ah yes, Irving Finkel, a long-standing adversary of the Landover Baptist Church, and, therefore, an adversary of God. He's the curator of the cuneiform tablets at the British Museum. He's responsible for hundreds of thousands of these Babylonian documents, yet not one verifies the Bible stories of the Babylonian exile. Why does he suppress this knowledge? Because he's a secular Jew, and we all know that's the worst kind of Jew!

Just listen to this evil nonsense that he babbles:



At Landover, we don't believe in suppressing knowledge. That's why all of Finkel's writings are on our banned book list.

As for the shape of Noah's ark, this is what it looked like, just as the Bible says:



Some critics claim that the ark was too small to hold two of each animal on Earth, but this is actually a proof of God's existence. Who but the Almighty God could have designed a boat that was bigger on the inside than on the outside? GLORY!!


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