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Originally Posted by WWJDnow
I was having a great day, then I read this thread. The last thing anyone wants to hear about is female private parts. Yuck!!! Top that off with some negro devil music, and now I remember what it felt like when I sinned (before I was Saved).
If we're all Left Behind in the Rapture because we read this thread, I'm going to be awfully cranky. Can we please tone it down regarding clitorises and dancing Watusis?
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I feel ashamed. I contributed to this thread that has offended Brother Dnow's delicate sensibilities. Frankly, I feel dirty for even using the word "clitoris." The existence of a female body part designed exclusively for her sexual pleasure is a vile, anti-Christian thing. It offends me more than "holocaust," which is a very Christian concept with extensive support in the KJV, a divine document dripping with the blood of nonbelievers. But it ain't period blood, which also comes out of a woman's nasty place. Everything about that area is disgusting and a direct affront to God, who has a penis.
This thread also raises the frightening specter of lesbian snakes. If that's not offensive, I don't know what is.