Don't Let Queers Take Vows by Billy Bob Jenkins © 2011
Genesis
2:24
says a man and a woman's fair game
the book of Deuteronomy
says a victim must take her rapist's name
Chorus:
Stick with traditional marriage
the Bible tells us how
His will we won't disparage
Don't let the queers take vows
Solomon had 300 concubines
not to mention his 700 wives
a soldier can take his POWs
after taking their families' lives
Repeat Chorus
Slaves can be forced by their owners
to marry and bring forth new slaves
their children are stoned with stones
if they should misbehave
Repeat Chorus
A woman without any kids
must marry her brother in law
but the first marriage was not even voluntary
so what difference does that make?
repeat chorus