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Trump Re: New Venue required for All-Candidates Debate - 06-20-2019, 04:52 AM

Yeah, so a bus pulled up at my motel and 23 people got out and rented rooms. They told me they were on their way to Freehold to work on the mayoral campaign. I asked who their candidate was and they told me that all of them are candidates.

Two of them were seen smoking marijuana in their room and are now detained in Podunk Jail indefinitely. The same goes for the two who engaged in homosexual acts. One died in her sleep before she could become the first 110-year-old to win public office. Five wandered off into the woods and haven't come out, and I reckon they never will.

The remaining 13 were somewhat delayed in the morning because all four of their bus tires were flat. Typical faggy big-city Democrats don't know how to take care of machinery properly. Once that was fixed, I told them they were going in the wrong direction, and that they needed to head west. However, I'm sure that once they get to somewhere with Wi-Fi, they'll turn back around and head towards Freehold. They'll probably arrive tomorrow.

Beware Alejandra, they're a formidable crowd. The candidates include: a peg-legged dwarf, a retarded Jamaican negro, a man with three different kinds of cancer, and the first Australian Aborigine to run for public office in the Western Hemisphere