Oh Brother Gonzalez, I am so very sorry to hear about your trials and tribulations. 1 Peter 1:6 -
Wherein ye greatly rejoice, though now for a season, if need be, ye are in heaviness through manifold temptations
Living in Britain we have no actual proper Mexican staff, but what we do have is a bunch of Espaniards. They (or their parents/grandparents/whatever) have been here since long before it was legal, and we pay them in their own money which is called peso-itas or something. I guess they send them home?
Would these help? I would guess they are worth the same as Mexican money. And the ones with the holes in can be threaded like beads, which primitive people just love. My husband has an ample stash of them - suitcases full, in fact - dating back to his grandparents' Mission to Hispanica.
You would be doing us an
enormous favor as they are taking up space we could fill with more easily convertible currency.