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Originally Posted by Jeb Stuart Thurmond
What's next? How to survive school shootings. Keep your face out of close contact with flying bullets
When you are shot in the face... |
Relax, the US government also gave us Duck And Cover, and we never got nuked, right? Except maybe Detroit. Not sure what happened there.
Bert the "Turtle" seems to actually be a Galapagos Tortoise, so it seems the message is that in case of nuclear war head for the most isolated islands in the largest ocean on earth. For today that means make sure your learjet is gassed up.
Word does not seem to be getting out, because of the dated music, and lack of doe-eyed schoolgirls in the animation. To make "Duck and Cover" reach enough people, especially kids, they'll have to make it a porno:
"F*** and Cover."