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Originally Posted by curtisedwardgrice
My names Curtis Edward Grice and I'm here to join your church I thought about it and I'm ready to be a member
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Hello to you. Mr. Grice,
How nice of you to realize that there is
one Real, True™ Church left on Earth (it is
us, obviously).
You are still a stranger to us and we'd like to know you better. How did you find
Jesus! What parts of the Good Book speak to you most fervently? How's
begetting?
You'll find us very welcoming and charitable!
Hebrews 13:2
Be not forgetful to entertain strangers: for thereby some have entertained angels unawares.
Yours in Christ,
Elmer