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Default Re: LOL I am in a bit of trouble - 10-17-2010, 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Jo Freddie View Post
Go and take a cold shower Mien Handy, that might help.
I always take cold showers. Jesus never had a hot shower, and what's good enough for Him is good enough for me.

Now, we ladies don't want to be bothered with the likes of a pantsless ovine like yourself. I am NOT in a good mood, and you are not a True Christian man, which means I don't have to be meek and submissive when dealing with the likes of you.


Get out now, before I decide to make rack of lamb. I'm really, REALLY in the mood for some red meat.


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