I wasn't sure if this story belongs here or in False Religions and Cults, but Satan is hard at work on a new revision of his favorite counterfeit "bible" to be released in 2011. As if the original wasn't bad enough -- there's no telling what new heresies this one will promote.
If you have a strong stomach, you can read the Southern Baptist Convention's liberal take on this here:
The NIV Announcement -- A Statement.
We are truly in the end times, friends. The release of this new Satanic grimoire will no doubt fall right in with the Antichrist's ecumenical plans to create a global false religion.
Pastor Billy-Reuben