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Originally Posted by Collinslaw
I do not like laziness, you can ask any Christian lawyer.even to read law and graduate is not for the fainthearted or lazy folks.Any I didn't copy anything from the internet in my work.thank you ma
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Your plagiary has already been noted, but I'm not talking about that. I have prayed on this dear and the Holy Ghost has been very clear in showing me your secret lust for the Pope's Death Cracker and Blood-Wine. You would do well to stop denying it, for Christ has revealed to me the Truth. We can help you overcome your secret admiration of the Catholic Church and their excessive ranks of child predators, but first you must repent.
Have you ever said the Sinners Prayer, dear? It's not hard. All you have to do is speak from your heart and confess your sins to Jesus. Here, I'll pray with you. I'll keep praying this aloud in my home until you respond that you have said it yourself. That way, more than one person will be praying and that makes the prayer more powerful. If you promise to tithe, that increases the power of the prayer as well but I'll leave that out because despite claiming to be a lawyer, you don't seem like you have two coins to rub together. Anyway, let's get started, shall we?
Dear LORD,
I acknowledge that you, Jesus, are the Son of God. I believe that you were born of a Virgin, Unwed Teen named Mary in a miraculous way (impregnating her with the Holy Spirit, which is You, without her knowledge or consent, or even the benefit of physical sperm, but by the very will of God, who is, amazingly, also You). I believe you died on the cross for my sins. I believe you were resurrected, floated up into the air, through the atmosphere, and straight to Heaven. I know that you sit at the right hand side of the Father who is also you, and just out of sight of all the scientists greatest telescopes just to show them who's boss.
I admit that I was born a sinner by your design, and there is nothing I could have done to prevent it. I know I have led a life of sinning by not obeying your every command. It tears me up inside. My guilt is overwhelming.
Please forgive me.
Please change my heart so I can be a willing slave and do whatever you want me to do.
Please change my heart to no longer admire the Papist church and their death cracker and blood wine.
Be my Savior. For real this time.
By my LORD and Master.
I beg you, save me from the very Hell you created for me in the beginning of time in case I didn't fear and obey you.
In Jesus' Name I pray.