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Originally Posted by Dr. Anthony J. Toole
Now the Supreme Court has finally recognized the rights of fetuses less than 6 weeks old, it's time to reevaluate all their legal rights. For so many years marriage has been assaulted with man-man, man-trans, trans-trans, man-dog, dog-trans, trans-dog-pig, man-bear-pig and other disgusting combinations. It has degraded the very meaning of marriage.
To restore its holy sanctity, it's time to ban weird perversions and only allow normal humans to get married. Including the previously disenfranchised 0-6 week age group. I'm sure there are plenty of Christian men who are lonely tonight who would sign up for one of these baby-wives. Men have rights too.
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Since there is personhood at the time of conception a baby less than 6 weeks old needs to be able to own property and other wealth. With match making starting this early the less than six week old person should publish a net worth. Of course, this works both ways, the less than six week old needs information as well about a suitor.