[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Originally Posted by Elmer G. White

Sinners are everywhere and they're constantly trying to undermine Jesus by referring to apparently "contradictory data" in both the glorious Old Testament and the mind-blowing New Testament. We all know that these contradictions can simply be dismissed as they are impossible (Psalms 12:6). However, these logical minefields remain an obstacle to general Salvation and they must be constantly assessed.

Recently, the sinner scientists have made a huge mistake. They've actually discovered a simple solution to the claims of contradictory accounts in the Bible.

The Multiverse.

Instead of there being only One Universe Created by God (Genesis 1:1), there could be many. … In fact, the Bible says that God can do anything so if there are multiverses, it is now obvious that God Created them all!

Revelation 19:6
And I heard as it were the voice of a great multitude, and as the voice of many waters, and as the voice of mighty thunderings, saying, Alleluia: for the Lord God omnipotent reigneth.

This seems to suggest that the multitude could be the inhabitants of the Multiverses all praising God's name. Glory!

I think that the point here is that God created Heaven (where he lives – look on it as a house he built for Himself); he then built Earth and finally, realizing what miserable sinners we are, He built Hell – the third Universe.

God is known as “The Architect of the Universe, and we all know that architects just can’t stop making houses – or as God says “Universes.”

As we can see, God can do everything. While these Universes were Created separately, they gradually approach each other and a Big Merge is taking place. This encounter is called Jesus Christ!

Jesus can do anything.

Revelation 22:13
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

With this elegant theory we can now counter-attack the atheist swarm and I am happy to announce that I am expecting mass conversions of physicists, biologicals and geologists very soon!

Illuminating – I am glad you wrote it all down.

There are no contradictions in the Bible, I remind myself of the parable of the Three Blind Men and the Elephant in which one blind man says an elephant is like four trees, another says it is like a snake, and the third gives some description of the ass-end – yet all were correct.

The birth – before 4BC, or after 6AD. Well, Jesus could not have been born in “AD”, could he? But he could have been born in “BC” because his presence was kept secret from Herod for quite a while (Note how Herod waterboarded the Three Kings to ge them to inform on Jesus.)



As far as Quirenius was concerned, there must have been another census 12 years earlier – 12 is a good number, because that is how many Disciples there are and the number of months in a year.

The bit about John the Baptist is easily explained – although John said he knew Jesus was “The Christ”, because his mother had told him, I don’t think that he was absolutely certain, because of the female origins of the information – so he asked the men – the Disciples.

I’m in a rush at the moment – I will give more thought to the rest when I return.