Bobby-Joe, you have made me sneaky suspicious of a neighbor of mine. He's single, thin, well groomed (maybe a little TOO well groomed), and he grows CUCUMBERS along his fence every year. They are the short, fat, knobby kind, too. He claims to make pickles with them, but I don't believe him.
I'm thinking I ought to sneak into his yard late one night this summer, and spray some Round-Up for the Lord.
Pastor Billy-Reuben