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Default Re: Warning! Try to defecate every day or you might get GAY! - 08-13-2010, 10:13 PM
Edit: Sister B.I.G., I'm wondering if it actually belongs in the Straight for Jesus forum!


This is a disgusting post. Next you will be suggesting that the Bible condones defecation as an expression of affection.

Song of Solomon 5:4
My beloved put in his hand by the hole of the door, and my bowels were moved for him.

I will have you know that the Lord personally refreshes the bowels of the True Christian™, so there is nothing to worry about . . . for us.

Philemon 1:20
Yea, brother, let me have joy of thee in the Lord: refresh my bowels in the Lord.

Anyone having difficulty can contact Suzanne Hinn for a little assistance.



As for you, I'm not sure. Maybe you need to worry about such things. Are you often tempted by the thought of other men's engorged tallywhackers penetrating your posterior and pounding your prostate?

Bible boring? Nonsense!
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