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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Cruz spoke of "Kings who are anointed to go to war, win the war, and bring the spoils of war to the priests."
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No wonder he's so popular with the GOP.
I bet he means liberating Canada and the spoils of war will be water. I've seen a lot of lawns and golf courses in Texas that could use more water. It could come in the oil pipelines, which will be empty once we've pumped their oil dry.
I'm expecting Operation Canadian Liberation because once it's ours Ted Cruz won't be foreign born any more. Though he might be talking about liberating Mexico. Not sure what the spoils of war are down there, but we'll probably get a nacho factory or two from the deal. I call dibs on the Taco Bell dog.