The thing that made me think that Santorum would be the POTUS We Need, was his wife.
Have a look at this picture:
OK? There you have it. The country would be secure with Rick at the helm.
Why? Well Mrs Santorum looks like she’s been ridden hard and put away wet – she’s no oil-painting. Time has not been kind, and even
in her early days she looked like she fell out of the ugly tree and hit the branches on the way down.
Add to this her fornicating as a harlot in her youth with an abortionist, and we see that when the Mooslimbs attack the US with nuclear weapons and viral agents, all the other Senators will be off to have a last fine time with their wives, but Santorum has absolutely no incentive to do that whatsoever.
He'd stay in the Oval Office directing the world to victory.