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Default Re: Animal with an anus that comes and goes could reveal the origins of sodomy - 03-10-2019, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Elmer G. White View Post
Secular science has discovered another Miracle by God: An animal that produces anuses in various parts of its body at will. . It has no anus in its regular state. Only when it has eaten and consumed enough of God's Goodies, the gut closest to its surface produces an anus to get rid of the waste. Glory!
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But when Tamm studied the warty comb jelly (Mnemiopsis leidyi), he could not find its anus.
I have no idea why “Tamm” did this in his spare time – it can’t have anything to do with science – the man’s clearly an abomination with strange personal perversions, but then, that’s atheists for you!

On a more theological view, I am staggered that such a creature, giving as it does, a clear moral insight into the origins of sodomy, is not mentioned in KJV1611, although God, who made it, must have known it was there!

I rather think that it would have fitted well into the OT in the Book of Jonah:
Jon:1:17 Now the LORD had prepared a great fish to swallow up Jonah. And Jonah was in the belly of the fish three days and three nights.
Jon:1:18 Wherein were all manner of wonders including Mnemiopsis leidyi which doth offer unto the Lord no Anus but may bring them forth at will.
Jon:2:1 Then Jonah prayed unto the LORD his God out of the fish's belly,

Or into the NT in
The Miraculous Catch of Fish Luke:5:1 – 11
Lu:5:5: And Simon answering said unto him, Master, we have toiled all the night, and have taken nothing: nevertheless at thy word I will let down the net.
Lu:5:6: And when they had this done, they inclosed a great multitude of fishes and also of those creatures that do of an instant produce an anus: and their net brake.
Lu:5:7: And they beckoned unto their partners, which were in the other ship, that they should come and help them. And they came, and filled both the ships, so that they began to sink.





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Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.
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