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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Brothers and sisters in Christ!! BEWARE!! Don't buy chocolate santas for your children, ever again!! Just look at what the DOF has turned up! What starts off looking like a harmless Christmas confection, is quickly revealed to be....well.....an item that no True Christian™ woman would want found in her bedroom.
I am certain that no True christian™ parent would want their Son or daughter exposed to such filth. Sister Thumper and I have been doing our own godly research on these long cylindrical sweets, but we thought that you parents ought to be warned....Praise Jesus... |
I don't understand what you are warning us about, Pastor Zeke. Did they try to hide a Catholic Bishop inside the Santa?