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Default Re: WIVES TAKE NOTE: A proper day's cooking! - 02-27-2009, 07:03 AM

In the Roberts household we don't consider it a proper meal unless it contains at least:
20,000 calories
10,000 mg sodium
300 grams fat, most of which are the good saturated type.

Furthermore, if it can't be hunted with a handgun, rifle or machine gun, it ain't food.
Vegetables are allowed as long as they total less than 1% of the entire meal. Heathen foods such as tofu and seaweed are not permitted.

Home made spirits are permitted only for adults over the age of 11.

Jesus told Mr. Roberts that this is the only acceptable diet for True Christians.


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