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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Praise Jesus and welcome to God's favorite forum. How many commies have anally raped you?
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Oh my, anally raped. That never happened to me. And being honest, most people that get raped did something to deserve that. As we know, God is powerful and performes justice in any way he can. I've never heard of a lot of True Christians getting raped, I did heard however of lusty teenager girls that use mini-skirts and then they complain when somebody touches them. I am sorry lady but if you got raped dressing like that, maybe you should dress like a real woman.
Of course when I say this, feminists and lesbians attack me with their pitty insults. They cannot withstand the truth.
Thank you so much for your guidance Pastor Ezekiel. I will do my best to follow any indications you give to me. I am looking forward to spreading the true word into my country.
And I will preserve God's bandwith, do not worry! Thank you all for being such a great and caring community, I am looking forward to learning more.