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Default Re: Answers: If/When I become Saved™, do I change instantly? - 10-14-2010, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S. View Post
Whether it be forcing encouraging you to rebuke the sinners at the McDonald's drive thru for not wishing you a "Blessed Sunday with the Lord" when you stop by for your cheeseburger after church or simply shaking more than 3 times at the urinal, your Buddy will ensure that you successfully make it through your first year with the Lord.
The Salvation Buddy™ program helped me significantly. I used to be a timid, false Christian. Nowadays when I go to the McDonald's drive-thru on Sunday I always make a point of holding up the queue until I have fully explained why everyone working during the Sabbath will go to hell (after I'd taken my burger, obviously!). Once the children and wife start crying that's usually my cue to leave, I know then I have preached as well as I can.

I have had stickers printed through Old Joe's Christian Printing Services Of Freehold with some of my favourite quotes on them:

Exodus 31:14
Ye shall keep the sabbath therefore; for it is holy unto you: every one that defileth it shall surely be put to death: for whosoever doeth any work therein, that soul shall be cut off from among his people.
Exodus 31:15
Six days may work be done; but in the seventh is the sabbath of rest, holy to the LORD: whosoever doeth any work in the sabbath day, he shall surely be put to death.


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A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.
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