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Love Jesus For Floridians Only: Storm Insurance - 09-02-2019, 09:14 PM

Praise God, finally there is insurance stronger than any hurricane or tropical storm or tornado or waterspout or tropical depression. (yes, depression is REAL!)


BrotherLarry Enterprises is proud to announce my new venture, Dorian Insurance!


With Dorian, you don't have to worry when the sea rages or floods flood. Storm surge? Laugh it off. THESE THINGS CANNOT HARM YOU! And here's the best part: This coverage will cost you no more than the current value of your home for LIFE. Yes! Coverage for LIFE. Wow, you say. How can I do that? It's so simple. When you sign up for my insurance, you sign the ownership of your property to me, pay me the value of your home, and move somewhere else. You will never have to worry about these things again.


Just read what Mr. LP of Panama City, FL wrote:


"I worried daily about the damaging storms that could level my home. I was skeptical, but I tried Dorian Insurance and followed the easy instructions that the owner gave me. He even called my bank to be sure everything was deposited properly since I'm elderly and I don't understand all this insurance jargon. But I shouldn't have worried. Now that I live in Boulder, CO, I don't worry about those storms any longer - and my home is in fine shape. Well, it used to be my home. Now it belongs to Dorian Insurance. And all my belongings are now the property of the insurance company. But that's just less stuff for me to worry about when I am called to my Heavenly home."


Doesn't that touch your heart? I praise God that I can offer this service. There are a few qualifications to enroll in this insurance:


1. The hurricane currently bearing down on Florida must pass through before you apply.


2. Damages from the storm must be fully repaired.


3. You must provide a $40 sign up fee before enrolling.


WOW! So simple! And so affordable. Loved one, I want your worries to be over. Won't you contact me in a few days when your home is either unscathed or repaired? I'll be praying and thinking of you all in this difficult time.


DORIAN: We are the insurance that cares.


Proverbs 21:31 KJV 1611:
“The horse is prepared against the day of battell: but safetie is of the Lord.”

Lord, may I serve my equine brothers and sisters just as I do my fellow man.
Amen and Amen
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