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Default Taking back the word faggot, fag, gay and the rainbow. - 11-22-2015, 08:53 PM

Before the sodomites came back into existence, a faggot was a bundle of sticks bound together. It was a simpler time. Where men were men, women were women and no one accused you of being a bigot for wanting to put another faggot on the fire.






Manly men with names like Lance, Rusty, Bruce and Lenny would smith with metal and discard the extra pieces into the fagot pile. And no one batted an eyelash.



Speaking of fags, a man used to put a fag in his mouth and no one accused him of being a degenerate. Before big government got involved and decided cigarettes are bad for you, my granddaddy would have a fag or two after dinner.



The faggot is also a lovely double reed instrument people blow on, that tells you when someone fat is around in comedies. Now, we can't stand up and cheer, "I just love faggot play!" without some sodomite taking that as a come on.



On the term gay, I have the Holy Spirit dwelling in me, therefore I am always gay. Before those perverts ruined a lovely word like gay, it used to be perfectly acceptable to walk around being gay. Now, if I say, "I'm gay," I have to be prepared for sodomy. It's not fair. I should be able to be gay without having to fear for my behind.

Oh, and rainbows.
Rainbows were invented by God after Noah's Ark. They are God's covenant to never again flood the entire earth.

Genesis 9:13-15
13 I do set my rainbow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.
14 I do set my bow in the cloud, and it shall be for a token of a covenant between me and the earth.
15 I will remember My covenant between Me and you and all the living creatures: water will never again become a flood to destroy every creature.



But, of course, the homosexuals twisted it into a gathering of a bunch of poofters.



Brothers and sisters, I want us to take back these words from the pansy queers. When some unsaved trash comes in here, you tell him you are feeling quite gay and thank you for asking.

If only one or two of us does this, we are merely a tiny twig or two. If all of us do it together, we form a powerful huge raging faggot that can set this country on fire for Jesus again!



Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.



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