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Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
...Jesus really did not like his mother Mary. Maybe it's good someone does.
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Oh, shit, that's actually the last thing someone would want, is for the Catholics to like them.
Do something nice for them, and suddenly you're venerated. If that gets a good reception then a bunch of the most deluded delve into your history and start inventing stories (miracles) and if they can sell a couple of them as true (to a primed, gullible audience) oops you're canonized (ie. a saint) then they're digging up your grave, hacking your corpse to pieces and sending bits out for the highest bidder's tacky/gruesome display all across the far-flung globe and then traipsing them about blocking traffic for fundraising & recruitment.
That's why I don't do nice things for Catholics. They're going to leave me alone.
