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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins
As usual, I am concerned about Pastor Ezekiel's comfort while in the restroom. I would like to get a strong mental image of him seated on the toilet. With no images of the actual porcelain (or crystal, as may be the case), it is very difficult to visualize him with confidence.
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I think your concern here is that he may be confined to one of those miniscule toilets that we mere mortals find on commercial aircraft in cattle class. I am sure that Pastor Ezekiel will have a spacious toilet - one that he can turn around in. One that he could hold a party in, if he so desired, which he wouldn't. One with a full length mirror so he can be certain his clothing is correctly adjusted before leaving. One that has a heated seat and automatic flush and deodoriser. I think a gold-plated receptacle would be appropriate.