Re: How should this farmer's sows be executed for them being rape -
07-13-2011, 10:47 AM
For a woman, Sister Lizalor, you show remarkable clarity of thought.
It's an established fact that most male jigs carry all sorts of unclean things on their tallywackers and I believe it's entirely possible the spade infected those hogs with various colonic demons.
I rather like your idea of drowning as an alternative to the other methods of dispatch.
Perhaps some of our True Christian™ Brethren can perform experiments to determine how long it would take to drown a hog. I'm told that some swine have the ability to swim, which implies they can hold their breathes while performing the butterfly stroke.
Until the testing results are in, I will hold in abeyance my recommendation for the automatic weapon's solution.
The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"
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