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Default Re: Original Music by Billy Bob Jenkins - 08-28-2011, 09:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
Lyrics:

There once was a man with four fingers on his hand
the Lord had made a freak
his mortal cage was filled with rage
vengeance he would seek

his mother was a whore and his father was poor
he was a bastard son
of Jesus Christ he said nothing nice
of sodomy he said "it's fun"

so he went to California where the people are horny
and he began to sodomize
he raped little sluts in their faces and their butts
and sometimes he raped them twice

he spit on the flag and he marched with the fags
he voted democrat
he worshiped the pope and he smoked lots of dope
when they stood for the pledge, he sat

He mocked George Bush and had sex in the tush
he worshiped chimpanzees
he read God is Not Great, and it made him masturbate
so God smited him with disease

There was blood in his cough, and his genitals fell off
his flesh had a gangrenous smell
he died in great pain, cursing God's name
yes he died, and he went straight to Hell
What an animal - that man can't be considered "human" can he? Your songs are a lesson to us all Mr Jenkins.


EDIT:
Not that we need any lessons in anoeroticism


EDIT2: - this post isn't coming out right

Last edited by MitzaLizalor; 08-28-2011 at 09:58 PM. Reason: I'm not having a very good morning
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