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Originally Posted by WilliamJenningsBryan
The MSM is calling Zimmerman a white beaner (aka "white hispainc") – I didn't know there was such a thing.
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Brother William, I think what the MSM means is that Zimmerman is a white guy trapped in a beaner's body. By changing his name to George Zimmerman (instead of Hugo Chavez or Pepe Escobar or some other beaner name), he was trying to cleanse himself of beaner genes. Shooting a jig was also a step in the right direction.
On the other hand, Zimmerman could have done more. For example, he could have bleached his hair blonde, or bought contact lenses to make his corneas appear blue. So he's not entirely blameless.
At my country club we've started a fund to help George Zimmerman become white. I have an excellent plastic surgeon, so if we can raise the necessary money, Zimmerman's face can be altered to something more northern European in appearance. That plus some drugs to bleach his skin his skin white (like Michael Jackson used), and Zimmerman could well be on his way to recovery from the cruel symptoms of
beaneritis.
Quite frankly, I find it heartwarming to see a young man trying so hard to fight the devilish fate that nature dealt him. Maybe we need to expand this into some kind of charitable campaign like the
March of Dimes - contribute so we can find a cure for the beaner birth defect that has crippled millions.
Please, help us transform this...
...into this!
I urge everyone to donate to this charitable, Christian cause. Please give generously, to protect our Godly nation's future!