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Originally Posted by Pastor Ezekiel
Apparantly they make some sort of scottish ninja movies over there too. Not sure what they're saying here, as I don't speak "obese red hairy animal."
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Brother Ezekiel,
That is actually actor 'Mike Myers' playing a Scotch 'Character' from one of this perverted Austin Power Movies! The Character in question is called "Fat B*****d"! Seriously! The levels of Myers profanity know no bounds!
Which reminds me...
Reason No 3. Why God Hates Scotland - MIKE MYERS -
See him above wearing the traditional Scotch 'dress'!
Though Godless Myres was born in Canada, his ancestors were from Scotland, which is why he plays so many Scotch 'Characters' in his movies (Shrek, Fat B******d, Stuart Mackenzie). This
FACT is something he is actually PROUD of!!!
This freak actually considers himself Scottish, and holds a British Passport! Mike Myers was actually named after the serial killer 'Mike Myers' from the infamous 'Halloween' movies. What a sick freak!
He was quoted in an
interview as saying -
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Well if you’re a Canadian comedian you’re issued a French Canadian accent, and a Scottish accent ‘cos almost everybody in, in Canada is from Scotland, ultimately. Scottish people are always super complimentary which is nice, and er super… they’re a lot like Canadians
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"Almost everybody in Canada is from Scotland".... that explains a lot!
Mike Myers is famous for playing headbanging mor
on 'Wayne Campbell' (a common Scotch name) in the Movie 'Wayne's World', gloriflying the evils of Heavy Metal and headbanging for an entire generation! He also played perverted spy 'Ausin Power' in 3 sick movies (starring alongside a dwarf). These movies included the titles 'Goldtallywhacker' and 'The spy who sh***ed me'! Sick!
His place in Hell is assured!