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Originally Posted by Cranky Old Man
Unfortunately our warnings against the dangers of "Candy Crush Saga" have been ignored.
Even worse, the Satanic Candy Crush empire now seeks valuation up to $7.6 Billion!
It's hard to explain the horrors of Candy Crush without vomiting. What it boils down to is that girls, instead of cleaning the house and baking pies in accordance with Ephesians 5:22-24, are constantly staring at their gayPhones crushing candy. While they use one hand to play Candy Crush they use their other hand to constantly stuff their faces with candy as the game clearly creates a severe craving for candy. It is a known fact that all obese girls are lesbians and that all lesbians are sluts, so this completes the transition from a decent Christian girl to an obese lesbian slut!
Promoting the obese lesbian slut role model:
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Where is your evidence? I play Candy Crush, and nothing has happened to me