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Your jokes are too boring to tell them apart from your usual rants.
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Ooooh gimme one more chance, dude!
Jesus is on the cross, still alive, with roman soldiers around him.
Jesus: "John...John..."
John: "What can I do, my Lord?"
Jesus: "Come over here...John....John..."
John wants to come closer to Jesus, but a Roman soldier takes his sword and shouts "Stay away"
Jesus: "John...come on...John"
John pushes the Roman soldier and runs towards the Lord, but the other soldiers catch him and cut his arm
Jesus: "John...John...come over here...John..."
John pushes the other soldiers and runs a few meters, but he is caught again and they cut his leg
Jesus: "John...please...hurry up...John..."
John suffers a lot and lost a lot of blood, but is still strong enough to push the Roman soldiers, and jumps on his leg, but the Romans catch him and cut off his second leg
Jesus: "John..."
John crawls towards Jesus, the Roman soldiers take pity of him and let him go to the Lord...
John, very weak: "What can I do for you, holy Lord?"
Jesus: "Look over there, I can see your house from here!"