[Old Man Hatchet]

Originally Posted by Sister Mary Maria

A timely reminder that eating gothic-related foods like Count Dracula cereal can lead to children dressing in black, wearing pasty make-up, and cutting themselves.

Children who dress in black, wear pasty make-up, and cut themselves have those characteristics before they eat Count Chocula. They identify with the brand--that's why they eat it. The cereal itself doesn't cause children to become goths. Let's be realistic here.

Count Chocula does cause children to wear capes and suck on things. It basically turns them into Liberace.



I suppose that fits under the Sixth Commandment.