[Wash O'Hanley]

Romney is just a regular Joe like you or I. For instance, while you make $60,000 in three years at your job picking roadkill off country roads, he made $60,000 a day in 2010. While you can scrap together enough money to afford to buy your kids a pizza on Friday nights, Rmoney owned a pizza company. --All while doing nothing--

At a campaign stop back in the summer of 2011 Romney told a group of supporters outside a coffeehouse (that he couldn't patronize because Mormons can't have caffeine) that he was also "unemployed": Just like you!

Romney is just your average, run-of-the-mill, Joe six-pack. The kind of guy who takes his kids on a road trip to Canada and straps the family dog to the roof of the car (resulting in the dog dying from fear). The kind of guy who can efficiently loosen his collar to talk to working-class voters (a skill he learned last year after years of acting classes). The kind of guy who knows what it's like to make sacrifices during unemployment such as going to ski at Aspen instead of Deer Valley.