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Default THE NATURE AND FUNCTION OF MARRIAGE - 08-13-2016, 12:12 AM

To ensure a successful marriage, one must first understand the nature and function of marriage, as revealed by the Holy Word of God. We use the King James Version Bible, because that's what Jesus would use.

The nature and function of marriage is simple. It is to reflect Christ and His Bride [the church], and to glorify God by eliminating temptation of naughty thoughts. If all mankind were created like Paul, we could choose celibacy and Glorify God that way (1 Corinthians 7:7). But God, in His Infinite Wisdom, foreknew that temptation would be a problem, and so pre-blessed the first man and woman with the command to populate the earth (Genesis 1:28) with what He knew would soon become ill-mannered energy. The Lord thy God mercifully gave mankind a means to put an otherwise wicked sin (lust) to some practical use.


Praise!

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Because God gave us a grace period of a decade or so to train up a child before Satan attempts to move in with the puberty hormones, there is no excuse to not have one's offspring ready for marriage by the time they outgrow childhood. A diligent parent will see the fruits of noble labor.

The best time for a Christian father to secure a future spouse for his child is when a girl grows breasts, and a boy realizes he likes them. This is the traditional way. It is God's Way. It was good enough for Solomon, the smartest man in the world, it was good enough to put in the Bible, it is good enough for us.

Who is this that cometh up from the wilderness, leaning upon her beloved? I raised thee up under the apple tree: there thy mother brought thee forth: there she brought thee forth that bare thee. Set me as a seal upon thine heart, as a seal upon thine arm: for love is strong as death; jealousy is cruel as the grave: the coals thereof are coals of fire, which hath a most vehement flame. Many waters cannot quench love, neither can the floods drown it: if a man would give all the substance of his house for love, it would utterly be contemned. We have a little sister, and she hath no breasts: what shall we do for our sister in the day when she shall be spoken for? If she be a wall, we will build upon her a palace of silver: and if she be a door, we will inclose her with boards of cedar. I am a wall, and my breasts like towers: then was I in his eyes as one that found favour. Solomon had a vineyard at Baalhamon; he let out the vineyard unto keepers; every one for the fruit thereof was to bring a thousand pieces of silver.
Song of Solomon 8:5-11
















The family is the means by which Jesus decided mankind should have dominion over the earth (Genesis 1:28), so that the whole earth will be filled with His Glory (Habakkuk 2:14). The most effective way to glorify the LORD is to pepper the planet with True Christians™ who know the importance of love and fear (Ecclesiastes 12:13), and will stop at nothing until everyone agrees (Matthew 28:19-20).

When the Gospel has been appropriately preached to the entire world, Jesus can return triumphantly (Matthew 24:14)! This is the moment we are all waiting for. The world needs copious numbers of True Christians™ wandering around various heathen cultures, warning the ignorant that without the right faith they will be forever damned (John 3:18)! You see, Jesus doesn't want the earth populated just to support the diaper industry, or to give girls ample domestic practice sewing outfits for the whole family with fabric bought in bulk. Jesus wants True Christian™ families to have multiple children in order to go forth into the world and spread the Good News that He will Sparta-kick each and every soul who doesn't believe in, love, and obey Him straight into the fiery pits of HELL!

















Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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